This letter just arrived from the tooth fairy. I'm not making this up. It's the actual text from the letter.
June 24, 2008
Mr. Myles Lazerow
[ADDRESS REMOVED FOR SECURITY REASONS]
Dear Myles:
It is with great excitement and a tad of jealousy that I send you this $2 in exchange for the wonderfully brilliant tooth you sent my way. Based on my inventory manager’s initial count, I believe this is tooth #6 from you. That is great news. You are well on your way to having a mouth full of adult teeth.
With progress comes responsibility, my friend Myles. These adult teeth are the teeth you will have forever. You will need to take care of them dearly. For if you don’t, they will go away and you will be forced to live a life of toothlessness. I have included a picture of my last client who did not take care of his teeth. 
Congratulations once again! Please send me all your other teeth.
Your friend, “Toothy” The Tooth Fairy
EWWWWW! That's disgusting!!! (But so effective for getting kids to brush. May I borrow it?!)
Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt
Author, You Think It's Easy Being the Tooth Fairy?
12,000 copies sold!
www.4kids.Bell-Rehwoldt.com
Posted by: Sheri Bell-Rehwoldt | June 30, 2008 at 04:58 PM